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From: Durrell, Robert (RDurrell@milchev.com)
Date: Fri 05 Mar 1999 - 17:09:24 GMT
Thought the UK fleet would get a laugh from this.....
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> From: Minton, Bennett
> Posted At: Tuesday, November 03, 1998 10:34 AM
> Posted To: Tax Jokes
> Conversation: a joke
> Subject: a joke
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> A UK BEER TALE
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> After the Great Britain Beer Festival in London, all the brewery
> presidents
> from all over the world decided to go out for a beer.
>
> The president of Corona sat down and said, "Seor, I would like the
> world's
> best beer,
> a Corona." So the bartender dusted off a bottle from the shelf and served
> it.
>
> The president of Budweiser proudly announced, "I'd like the best beer in
> the world! Give me the King Of Beers, a Budweiser.#001#8 The obliging
> bartender
> delivered the Bud.
>
> The president of Coors said, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky
> Mountain spring water... Give me a Coors." And, of course, he was served
> a Coors.
>
> The president of Guinness sat down and quietly said, "Give me a Coke,
> please."
> Taken aback, the bartender poured a Coke.
>
> The other brewery presidents looked over in amazement and asked, "Why
> aren't you drinking a Guinness?"
>
> At which point the Guinness president replied, "Well, if you chaps aren't
> drinking beer, neither will I."
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